True Blood Season Five: Save Yourself

So we’ve come to the end of the road…and Lafayette is feeling pretty damn fine.

So we’ve come to the end of the road…and Lafayette is feeling pretty damn fine.

OK, so we are in the penultimate episode of the season with a multitude of storylines and characters that need to be put in place for the climax of all the doings so far yet this episode only runs 52 minutes. What’s up with that? It’s not like there wasn’t a shitload of stuff that could have been squeezed into that extra 8 minutes especially after the show wasted time on the Herveaux family dynamic for some insane reason. Alan Ball is worse at time management than Andy Reid.
“If you’re horny, let’s do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle’s waitin’
Come and jump on it“

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Season 5 of True Blood is upon us, children. Rejoice! This season promises the return of Dennis O’Hare as Russell Edgington, the arrival of Christopher Meloni as the head dog of The Vampire Authority and hopefully a 100% reduction of fairies. So without further ado let’s get this party started!
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