Trailer of the Day: Snowpiercer
In a future where a failed global-warming experiment kills off most life on the planet, a class system evolves aboard the Snowpiercer, a train that travels around the globe via a perpetual-motion engine. – IMDb
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If Only Presidents Were This Awesome In Real Life
Awesome artist Jason “SharpWriter” Heuser (check out his DeviantArt page for more of his art including a Ben Franklin vs Zeus pic that is insane) has created a series of super cool images of United States Presidents being majorly awesome. I mean what could possibly be cooler than Richard Nixon beating up a sabretooth tiger with his bare hands or George Washington doing battle with zombies? Nothing…that’s what!
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During Church Is Not The Time To Spank One’s Monkey
Especially when you are a man of the cloth…I’m just saying. Continue reading During Church Is Not The Time To Spank One’s Monkey
Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Hit & Miss
Created By: Paul Abbott
Starring: Chloë Sevigny, Karla Crome, Reece Noi, Jordan Bennie, Peter Wight and Jonas Armstrong
Studio: Netflix
Synopsis:HIT AND MISS, from Paul Abbott, creator of Shameless and State of Play, is a high concept and ambitious new series that follows Chloë Sevigny as Mia, a contract killer with a secret: she’s a transgender woman. Mia’s life is sent into a tailspin when she receives a letter from an ex-girlfriend dying from cancer revealing that Mia fathered a son eleven years ago. Faced with a difficult decision, Mia becomes the guardian to a new family forcing her to mix her killer instincts with her newly developing maternal instincts. HIT AND MISS tells the story of a lethal killer at the heart of a troubled family and how all of their lives will be dramatically changed forever.
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100 Year Olds Say the Darndest Things
Maybe “How’s yo dick hangin’?” was a common salutation back in the turn of the century. Either way Granny was being quite randy with the news guy.
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Rule 63 Cosplay of the Week: Skeletor
Good, Bad & Ugly Review: The Lone Ranger
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 23% (Critics) / 74% (Audience)
Directed By: Gore Verbinski
Written By: Justin Haythe, Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio
Starring: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, William Fichtner, Ruth Wilson and Tom Wilkinson
Studio: Walt Disney Pictures
Synopsis:From producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Gore Verbinski, the filmmaking team behind the blockbuster “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise, comes Disney/ Jerry Bruckheimer Films’ “The Lone Ranger,” a thrilling adventure infused with action and humor, in which the famed masked hero is brought to life through new eyes. Native American spirit warrior Tonto (Johnny Depp) recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid (Armie Hammer), a man of the law, into a legend of justice-taking the audience on a runaway train of epic surprises and humorous friction as the two unlikely heroes must learn to work together and fight against greed and corruption. – (Source)
Trailer of the Day: Sharknado
Super tornadoes suck sharks up from the ocean floor, hurtling them at Los Angeles. We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto! – Syfy
The Homer: Powerful Like A Gorilla Yet Soft And Yielding Like A Nerf Ball
Someone built The Homer, the car that Homer designed in that SIMPSONS episode where Homer discovered that his brother was Danny DeVito and he owned a car company.
See the real life automobile after the cut.
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RIP Jim Kelly
From Deadline:
The martial arts grandmaster who starred alongside Bruce Lee in the iconic 1973 film Enter The Dragon died yesterday. He was 67. His ex-wife confirmed his death in a Facebook post. Jim Kelly was an international karate champion with his own school in LA when he was cast in the kung fu classic billed as “the first American-produced martial arts spectacular. His fighting skills and imposing screen presence — a lanky 6-foot-2 topped by a funky Afro — earned Kelly the title role in 1974′s Black Belt Jones. After that, he appeared in numerous action films through the ’70s. Later he became a professional tennis player, joining the USTA Senior Men’s Circuit and starred alongside LeBron James in a 2004 Nike TV ad.
Check out a cool tribute video to the legendary Mr. Kelly after the jump.
Good, Bad & Ugly Review: The Heat
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 63% (Critics) / 78% (Audience)
Directed By: Paul Feig
Written By: Katie Dippold
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Demián Bichir, Marlon Wayans and Michael Rapaport
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Synopsis:Uptight FBI special agent Sarah Ashburn is paired with testy Boston cop Shannon Mullins in order to take down a ruthless drug lord. The hitch: neither woman has ever had a partner — or a friend for that matter. – (Source)
Bad Movies That Rock: Blame It On Rio
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What’s It About?
BLAME IT ON RIO is a remake of a French farce that focuses on a middle-aged man entering into a mid-life crisis after his marriage crumble and begins a torrid affair with his best friends daughter while on a vacation in Rio de Janeiro.
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