This image by Not.M.CVNY just about makes my week. All violence against Joffrey Baratheon is welcome and celebrated by me even in cartoon form. Click the pic to embiggen and see the little bastard getting pummeled by The Greatest in all it’s glory. Continue reading The Daily Nerdgasm: Down Goes Baratheon!
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: NA (Critics) / 53% (Audience)
Directed By: Shawn Piller
Written By: Scott Lew
Starring: Katee Sackhoff, Michelle Trachtenberg, Seth Green, Harold Perrineau and William Baldwin
Studio: LionsGate Entertainment
Synopsis: Drop dead sexy and certifiably insane, vengeful Nikki invites four of her ex-lovers to an L.A. bar for a meeting that will drastically alter the course of their lives – or at least what’s left of them. Seth Green, Katie Sackhoff, William Baldwin, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Harold Perrineau star. (Source)
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Matt Smith has announced that he will be leaving DOCTOR WHO at the end of the year and it has been announced that a new Doctor has already been cast (supposedly since January) but the new actor won’t be announced until later this year. I am wondering if the person picked for the gig is the person who was considered the runner-up to Matt Smith for the role after David Tennant’s exit. Who is this person you ask? Keep clicking and I’ll tell ya.
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: NA (Critics) / 5% (Audience)
Directed By: Louis Leterrier
Written By: Ed Solomon, Boaz Yakin and Edward Ricourt
Starring: Eric Roberts, Nia Peeples, Bob Zany and Dingani Beza
Studio: Zingraff Motion Pictures
Synopsis: They say the darkest hour is just before dawn, and at the Sunrise diner it’s very late indeed. Four couples find themselves at an out-of-the-way 24-hour diner, but they are not all that they seem. (Source)
Continue reading “Good, Bad & Ugly Review: 23 Minutes To Sunrise”
Even knowing what was going to happen didn’t prepare me for what I watched in Episode 09 of GAME OF THRONES. The Red Wedding finally took place and House Stark took yet another massive loss that was right up there with Ned getting his body separated from his head. And what happened to Talisa was just brutal. They even did poor Grey Wind dirty!!!
LOST was a great show and I loved it. But there were some things about the show that served to temper my love at times and since I recently watched a ton of episodes in a sort of recap marathon, those issues all came to the forefront again. So with that in mind I decided to share my 5 unpopular LOST opinions with the Internet. Take a gander and let me know if you disagree with my opinions.
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 43% (Critics) / 76% (Audience)
Directed By: Louis Leterrier
Written By: Ed Solomon, Boaz Yakin and Edward Ricourt
Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson, Isla Fisher, Dave Franco, Mélanie Laurent, Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman
Studio: Lionsgate
Synopsis: An FBI agent and an Interpol detective track a team of illusionists who pull off bank heists during their performances and reward their audiences with the money. (Source)
This portly pepperpot likes to get crunk before work doing some chair dancing to raunchy rapper Khia’s “My Neck My Back“. At least she is getting some cardio in for the day. Continue reading The Irony Of This Video Is That She Has No neck
If the Lindsey Lohan comedy MEAN GIRLS was set in Compton I would hope it would be as funny as this mock trailer.
“That’s why her weave so big, its full of secrets”
#splitsontrees
A “Hands Free Whopper Holder“? Really BK? Like the minimal energy it takes to raise that messy concoction of runny mayo, wet bun, subpar lettuce and tomato and flame-broiled beef is too much to ask of people. Next Burger King will come up wit a portable IV that mainlines milkshake straight into your veins.
Continue reading “Burger King Has To Be Trolling The World With This One”
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 13% (Critics) / 82% (Audience)
Directed By: M. Night Shyamalan
Written By: M. Night Shyamalan, Gary Witta and Will Smith
Starring: Jaden Smith, Will Smith, Sophie Okonedo and Zoë Kravitz
Studio: Sony Pictures
Synopsis: A crash landing leaves Kitai Raige and his father Cypher stranded on Earth, 1,000 years after events forced humanity’s escape. With Cypher injured, Kitai must embark on a perilous journey to signal for help. (Source)
The bizarre animated escapades of pseudo-heroic scientist Dr. Rusty Venture, his competent, high strung bodyguard, and his two over-enthusiastic sons. – IMDb
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