You Could Have Coffee With Jason Voorhees Every Morning

All you would have to do is scrounge up 800 smackeroonies and order this snazzy hand crafted Jason Voorhees Friday the 13th coffee table made by the fine folks down under at SlaughterFX. The detail on this piece of furniture is insane all the way down to Jason’s exposed and decaying rib cage. Check out more pics after the cut.

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Going Dark And Gritty Actually Makes The Power Rangers Not Suck

Add some good actors, a little bloody violence, cool fight choreography, foul language, non-cheesy effects and designs, some coke and meth, and a whole lot of betrayal and murder and The Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers becomes a worthwhile franchise.
I say whoever owns The Power Rangers need to throw buckets of money at director Joseph Kahn and producer Adi Shankar to make this a  full length movie.

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I Doubt People Will be Making Fun of Aquaman Anymore

I am a diehard Aquaman fan (a fact I have made known previously) and I loved the MAN OF STEEL movie (take your whining about Superman killing Zod and shove ’em where the sun don’t shine) so I have been amped out of this world ever since it was announced that Aquman was going to have a small role in the upcoming BATMAN V SUPERMAN movie as a prelude to the Justice League film. I was even more jazzed when Jason Momoa was cast in the role because Jason Momoa only plays badasss characters and I really wanted to see a badass Aquaman on the big screen. And I just went over the moon when Zack Snyder went out of his way to show he felt pretty much the same way about Aquaman. So now that Snyder has given us a glimpse of Momoa in full Aquaman regalia I am angry that I have to wait an entire year to see this awesomeness on a big screen.

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The Anime Version Of Urkel Is Much Cooler Than The Regular Version

The folks at ADHD are at it again, this time giving us an anime version of the Steve Urkel fronted sitcom FAMILY MATTERS. And I would binge watch an entire season of this show in one weekend if it actually existed.

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Hey Baby, What’s Your Sign?

I am not a big Zodiac sign fan (aside from thinking the comic book villains of the same name would make perfect bad guys in either the Marvel TV or big screen universe) but I would be lying if I didn’t say I was impressed as all heck by these re-imaginings of the 12 Zodiac signs as horrific looking monsters like my own sign, Capricorn, above. These bad boys are the handiwork of artist Damon Hellanbrand and I would recommend checking out either his own website or his DeviantArt page to see more of his really spiffy concept art. And click onward to see the rest of Mr. Hellanbrand’s Zodiac.

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If I Had Even An Ounce Of Carpentry Skill This TARDIS Bed Would Be Mine

It is a Murphy bed which elevates its coolness right off the bat and then add in the fact that is is made to look like The Doctor’s TARDIS while folded up and when released the bed linens are made up to look like The Tenth Doctor’s outfit (complete with his catchphrase monogrammed onto the bed spread)…well it becomes a thing of nerdy dreams.

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We Are All Cordially Invited To The Penny Dreadful New Years Day Marathon

PENNY DREADFUL, the Showtime series that takes famous gothic literature characters and has them all interacting in Victorian London, will be having a New Year’s Day marathon of the entire first season. So if you have that cable channel you will have the perfect binge watching opportunity on January 1st.

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This Fan-Made Marvel vs DC Movie Trailer Is Cool As Heck

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The creator of this tasty bit of fanboy creativity is a fella by the name of Alex Luthor (no relation!) who has taken clips from movies, fan films, TV shows and even video games to create a trailer that actually had me completely psyched to see the full movie before I the sad realization hit me that such a film would never happen.

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Next Year There Is Going To Be A Krampus Movie!

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From Legendary Pictures and directed by Michael Dougherty (of TRICK ‘R TREAT fame!), KRAMPUS will be arriving in theaters in 2015. So like the real Krampus this movie is all about ruining Christmas because how do you drop hints about this film so close to Christmas 2014 knowing that it won’t come out till the next year? That is mean.

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Samurai Stormtroopers Are My Favorite Kind of Stormtroopers

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Japanese toy company Tamashii Nations have released images of their upcoming wave of Star Wars figures and in this batch of coolness were the Samurai Stormtroopers that will be released (only in Japan though…bummer) next year.

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Wanna Look Like An Interstellar Spazz?

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If your answer is yes then you are the perfect candidate for the “Wesley Crusher Acting Ensign Sweater” hoodie that ThinkGeek is selling.

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Holy Crap! Marvel Has Killed The Hostess Spokesman Spider-Man

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If you are a comic book reader of a certain age then you have fond memories of the ads for Hostess snacks that used to appear in the comics of the day. Super-heroes would face off against all manner of villains and defeat them by using the sugary goodness of a Twinkie, Ho Ho or fruit pie. All the heroes got in on the act but the most prolific were Batman and Spider-Man. So it was a sad day indeed when I read that Hostess Spidey was going to get deaded as part of this “Spider-Verse” currently crossover running through the Spider-Man books.

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