True Blood Season Five: Whatever I Am You Made Me

Did anyone else notice the ridiculously high amount of super-speedy vampire hijinks in this past episode? It seemed like every 20 seconds a vampire was using vamp speed to run out of a scene, run back into a scene, text, type and pretty much every other act under the sun. Don’t believe me? Well I put together a compilation video of all the accelerated vampiness to prove my point:

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True Blood Season Five: Authority Always Wins

Looks like Bill and Eric have found themselves in quite the pickle

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True Blood Season Five: Turn! Turn! Turn! Review


Season 5 of True Blood is upon us, children. Rejoice! This season promises the return of Dennis O’Hare as Russell Edgington, the arrival of Christopher Meloni as the head dog of The Vampire Authority and hopefully a 100% reduction of fairies. So without further ado let’s get this party started!

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The 5 Dead ‘True Blood’ Characters I Miss Most

Good riddance to a terrible character

I don’t miss Tommy “The Lord of The Douchebags” Mickens at all. He was a total asshat and quite possibly the most unnecessary character in the history of television. However, there are some True Blood characters that I have a fondness for who were ushered into the afterlife a smidge too soon for my tastes. So click onward fellow TB fans and in preparation of Season 5 see the list of the 5 True Blood characters I miss the most!

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