Do You Have The Necessary Skills To Pick The Perp?

The objective of the wonderful online experience known as Pick The Perp is to pick the actual perpetrator of a selected crime from a lineup of five shady characters. I have to admit it is hard trying to pin a face to a crime….everyone in the lineup looks equally guilty to me but it is oh so much fun trying to get a streak of five correct answers. Continue reading Do You Have The Necessary Skills To Pick The Perp?

Reason #285 Why I Hate Public Transportation

Ya never know when some broke down drag queen will decide to get his chanteuse on while you are trying to make it to your destination. All of that writhing on the ground and letting his twigs and berries peak out is just an affront to all things decent. It also goes against every rule of the drag handbook I would assume. He is giving off very defiant “the hell with tucking and I aint got no gotdamn duct tape!” vibe to his captive audience. Continue reading Reason #285 Why I Hate Public Transportation

Paul Blart Please Report to the Food Court

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There has been a reported disturbance of a young white male dancing around the mall like Ellen Degeneres.
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The Greatest Sitcom Singing Groups Of All Time

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There comes a time in almost every standard sitcom’s life when the cast just has to sing. It could be as part of a talent competition, to raise funds for some worthwhile cause, it could be a dream sequence or it could just be a last desperate attempt by the show runners to garner interest in a show that is dead in the water. Whatever the case may be singing as a time honored tradition in American sitcoms and I decided to formulate a list of the seven (yeah seven, I like to be different wanna make something of it?) greatest sitcom singing groups ever assembled!

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Trailer of the Day: The Conjuring

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Before there was Amityville, there was Harrisville. “The Conjuring” tells the true story of Ed and Lorraine Warren (Patrick Wilson, Vera Farmiga), world renowned paranormal investigators, who were called to help a family terrorized by a dark presence in a secluded farmhouse. Forced to confront a powerful demonic entity, the Warrens find themselves caught in the most horrifying case of their lives. – IMDb

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Short Shrift Theater: The Jockstrap Raiders

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THE JOCKSTRAP RAIDERS is the 19 minute UCLA thesis animated film of Mark Nelson, the story – which took 5 years to complete (part time) – takes place during World War I in Leeds, England where a group of underdog misfits are excluded from the war due to various abnormalities. Threatened by the invading German Kaiser and his army, the must learn to become a team and overcome their deficiencies in order to save Britain and the world.

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To Wong With Kung Fu

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An epic battle between to elementary school age boys (played by grown ass men) over the most prized possession int he entire world…a Wesley Snipes from Blade 2 action figure!
Yeah, its just as ridiculous as it sounds.

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Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man

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From the twisted minds over at Animation Domination High Def comes this gross but hilarious video of what a rel life Spider-Man would be like.
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Let’s Take A Moment To Appreciate The Greatness Of Keith David

Keith David is one of those actors that most people will recognize immediately onscreen (especially after he speaks) but not necessarily know who he is. He has been in everything from cult classic movies to TV shows to cartoons and on the odd chance that people do recall his name they usually get it wrong and call him David Keith (not the same person, folks!).
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Trailer of the Day: Gallowwalkers

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A cursed gunman (Snipes) whose victims come back from the dead recruits a young warrior to help in the fight against a gang of zombies. – IMDb

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