The Daily Nerdgasm: Evel Fett
This Is A Real Movie…Scout’s Honor
This silliness is called ZOMBIE ASS: TOILET OF THE DEAD and it is an actual movie that shockingly is not some type of scatological porno. Man, the Japanese are a wild culture.
Click ahead for the insane trailer.
Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Under The Bed
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: NA (Critics) / 83% (Audience)
Directed By: Steven C. Miller
Written By: Eric Stolze
Starring: Jonny Weston, Gattlin Griffith, Peter Holden
Studio: Xlrator Media
Synopsis: Every child knows about the monster under the bed-Neal Hausman’s mistake was trying to fight it. Neal (Jonny Weston, Chasing Mavericks) has returned from a two-year exile following his tragic attempt to defeat the monster, only to find his father ticking ever closer to a breakdown, a new stepmother who fears him, and his little brother Paul (Gattlin Griffith, Green Lantern, Changeling), terrorized by the same monster. While Neal and Paul work together to try and fight the nocturnal menace, their parents are taking desperate measures to get the family back to normal. With no support from their parents, the brothers have nothing to rely on but each other, and courage beyond belief. (Source)
Man of Steel Is A Success So…What About Lex Luthor?
MAN OF STEEL is on track to net over $125 million bucks (which is huge especially for a 3 day/non-holiday weekend) and Warner Brothers has already greenlit the sequel. Now this movie is the first Superman film to not feature Lex Luthor since SUPERMAN 3 gave us Robert Vaughn and Richard Pryor as Superman’s adversaries even though we got glimpses of LuthorCorp building and trucks so we know Lex is a major player in this new Superman universe. the question to be asked though is: who should be Lex Luthor?
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Real Life Bebe’s Kids
Bebe’s Kids for the uninitiated. All you can do is shake your head and be grateful you don’t live in that apartment building. Continue reading Real Life Bebe’s Kids
Rule 63 Cosplay of the Week: Blue & Gold
I am a huge nerd for the duo of Blue Beetle and Booster Gold and I still pour some of my 40 oz malt liquor out in remembrance of Ted Kord’s untimely demise. So imagine my surprise when I came across these pics of two lovely ladies (with great taste in super-heroes) cosplaying as the best twosome to ever be a part of the Justice League.
Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Hatchet 3
HATCHET III continues the tale of the now-iconic villain Victor Crowley (Kane Hodder). As a search and recovery team heads into the haunted swamp to pick up the pieces and carnage left behind from the first two films, Marybeth (Danielle Harris) hunts down the true secret to ending the voodoo curse that has left the ghost of Victor Crowley haunting and terrorizing Honey Island Swamp for decades. (Source)
The Sex Slang Ballad
Very thorough listing of all the different slang terms for sex but I was bummed that they forgot to include “making the beast with two backs”…that’s a classic. Continue reading The Sex Slang Ballad
I Have Found My Halloween Costume For This Year
I will be giving Pedobear stamps of approval to the masses come October 31st. This company will custom make the costume to whatever your dimensions are and it comes with a bunch of seal of approval stickers. Click onward to see what will be the must have costume of 2013.
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Japan Is A Wacky Wonderful Place
Are you familiar with the old Japanese saying:”The more you fight…STRIKE MR. ANDO STRIKE!” That’s gonna become my new philosophy on life. Continue reading Japan Is A Wacky Wonderful Place
Trailer of the Day: In A World
An underachieving vocal coach is motivated by her father, the king of movie-trailer voice-overs, to pursue her aspirations of becoming a voiceover star. Amidst pride, sexism and family dysfunction, she sets out to change the voice of a generation. – IMDb
I Guess Dude Was Lactose Intolerant
Because he lost his mind over the Wendy’s employees putting cheese on his burger. Continue reading I Guess Dude Was Lactose Intolerant
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