Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Hemlock Grove

Directed By: Eli Roth, Deran Sarafian and T.J. Scott
Written By: Brian McGreevy, Lee Shipman and Daniel Paige
Starring: Famke Janssen, Bill Skarsgård, Landon Liboiron, Penelope Mitchell, Freya Tingley
Studio: Netflix
Synopsis: A teenage girl is brutally murdered, sparking a hunt for her killer. But in a town where everyone hides a secret, will they find the monster among them? (Source)
The Daily Nerdgasm: Star Trek’s Enterprise As A Transformer

A crafty artist, fittingly named Unicron9, has created an awesome action figure that posits what the U.S.S. Starship Enterprise would look like as a Transformer. He has even created a cool little backstory on how the Enterprise became an Autobot that can be read at his DeviantART page.
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Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Superman Unbound

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: NA (Critics) / 100% (Audience)
Directed By: James Tucker
Written By: Bob Goodman
Starring: Matt Bomer, Stana Katic, Molly C. Quinn and John Noble
Studio: Warner Bros Pictures
Synopsis: An unstoppable android on the horizon. A mysterious fireball hurtling toward Earth. A fearless – and beautiful – reporter who will stop at nothing to get her story. It’s just another day for the heroic Man of Steel… only this time, for better or for worse, he has his unpredictable cousin, Supergirl, by his side. The gritty adventure begins as Superman learns about the ruthless force known as Brainiac, who has seized and miniaturized Krypton’s capital city of Kandor. (Source)
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Good, Bad & Ugly Review: The Lords of Salem

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 46% (Critics) / 42% (Audience)
Directed By: Rob Zombie
Written By: Rob Zombie
Starring: Sheri Moon Zombie, Bruce Davison, Jeff Daniel Phillips, and Judy Geeson
Studio: Anchor Bay Films
Synopsis: From the singular mind of horror maestro Rob Zombie comes a chilling plunge into a nightmare world where evil runs in the blood. The Lords of Salem tells the tale of Heidi (Sheri Moon Zombie), a radio station DJ living in Salem, Massachusetts, who receives a strange wooden box containing a record, a “gift from the Lords.” Heidi listens, and the bizarre sounds within the grooves immediately trigger flashbacks of the town’s violent past. Is Heidi going mad, or are the “Lords of Salem” returning for revenge on modern-day Salem? (Source)
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Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Pain & Gain

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 47% (Critics) / 65% (Audience)
Directed By: Michael Bay
Written By: Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, Anthony Mackie and Tony Shalhoub
Studio: Paramount Studios
Synopsis: From acclaimed director Michael Bay comes “Pain and Gain,” a new action comedy starring Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson and Anthony Mackie. Based on the unbelievable true story of a group of personal trainers in 1990s Miami who, in pursuit of the American Dream, get caught up in a criminal enterprise that goes horribly wrong. (Source)
Star Wars: A New Hope In One Minute

Only one minute long but its still much better than PHANTOM MENACE.
The New Fantastic Four Movie Starts Filming This Summer

With the news that a filming for the new (rebooted) FANTASTIC FOUR movie was going to be starting this summer it got me to hoping that new director Josh Trank (CHRONICLE) will be able to eliminate the bad memories of those tragic two movies that starred Jessica Alba and The Commish. And considering that piss poor casting was responsible for 75% of what was wrong with the previous FF movies (bad scripts, direction and visual effects made up the other 25%) getting the right actors for the roles is going to be a big deal. Which led to this wishful casting post.
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Trailer of the Day: Hatchet 3

A search and recovery team heads into the haunted swamp to pick up the pieces and Marybeth learns the secret to ending the voodoo curse that has left Victor Crowley haunting and terrorizing Honey Island Swamp for decades. – IMDb
The Daily Nerdgasm: Venture Brothers Action Figures

I don’t know what the hold up was in releasing toys for what is the best animated show on TV (in my humble opinion) but better late than never. They even have figures for Phantom Limb and Billy Quizboy!
Check ’em out HERE.
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Rule 63 Cosplay of the Week: Darryl Dixon

Courtesy of FashionablyGeek by way of Flickr comes this snazzy interpretation of THE WALKING DEAD’s Darryl Dixon.
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Four Actresses That Would Make A Better Storm Than Halle Berry

There are very few things that comic book fans can agree on when discussing movie adaptations of their favorite books: THE DARK KNIGHT was dang near perfect, DAREDEVIL was a bit of a train wreck and Halle Berry as Storm in the X-MEN movies was just awful. So upon seeing the photo of Berry in full Storm costuming, that returning X-MEN director Bryan Singer tweeted just fills me with dread. With the changes that were made to the established cinematic continuity by the last X-MEN movie my hopes were up that the opportunity would be taken to rectify the dismal casting decision of hiring Berry to play Storm but alas it was not to be. That won’t stop me, however, from doing my own wishful casting of actresses that would be much better in the role than Halle Berry though.
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Trailer of the Day: Thor – The Dark World

Thor battles an ancient race of Dark Elves led by the vengeful Malekith who threatens to plunge the universe back into darkness after the events of The Avengers. – IMDb
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